Shoutout to the girls gettin chub rub but walking like your life isn’t falling apart because your inner thighs are on fire
please brush your tongue
what am i supposed to love??? briefcases???
sometimes you’ve gotta compliment yourself and just be your own hype squad
tip: failing a class? demand trial by combat
"You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"
Jesus: Ah yes.
Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.
Jesus: What a shame.